A man’s business was nosediving and he sought spiritual help. He was told that the only solution to his problem is to ask for his wife’s forgiveness because he had offended her, and again he must ask her to request for a thing and whatever her request, he must do it for her.
So when he got home, he told his wife to ask for a thing she would like him to do for her. The woman said she wanted nothing but he should pick his phone and start calling all his girlfriends and end their relationships right there in her presence.
The husband in a bid to fulfill his promise picked his phone and started dialing…
Husband: Ifeoma, I am calling to put an end to our relationship. Bye.
Wife: Who is Ifeoma?
Husband; A lady in my office.
Wife: okay.
Husband; Hello Juliet, I want us to put an end to our relationship. I want to stick with wife my alone. Goodbye.
Wife: Who is Juliet?
Husband: A lady I met at a seminar.
Wife: Okay.
Husband; Hello Christianah. Look, I am no longer interested in our love escapade. It must come to a halt today, bye.
Wife: Who is Chritianah?
Husband: That tall, fair complexioned usher in our church.
Wife; Eh! Eh! Okay o.
Husband: Hello Sade. Please delete my number because I am no longer available. Don’t bother to call me, goodbye.
Wife: Who is Sade?
Husband: Sade, omo mama oniresi down the street.
Wife; Ehn! Na wa o.
Husband: Hi Bimbo. I want to be faithful to my wife, so let’s put an end to our relationship so byebye.
Wife; Which Bimbo?
Husband: Your school daughter you introduced to me last year.
Wife: Mo daran!! Who again?
Husband; Hello Bola, it is high-time we stopped this nonsense we are doing. It is unfair, bye.
Wife: Which Bola is that?
Husband: Your friend, mama Tolu.
Wife: Yeepa! Mo ro go. Finished?
Husband: No. Hello Yemisi, I don’t want to sin anymore so let’s stop our sinful union now. Bye.
Wife: don’t tell me that was my cousin!
Husband: Yes, she was.
Wife: E gba mi o!!!
Husband: it has not finished o.
Wife: Okay, who again?
Husband: Hello Dara, I want to reject devil and his work today, so end has come to that devilish relationship between us forthwith.
Wife: Is that my sister?
Husband: I am sorry. It was a mistake.
Wife: I don die today!! Have you finished?
Husband: Just only one person.
Wife: Okay call her.
Husband: Hello ma. Please I want us to end our ungodly affairs today before we end up in hell. So I am no longer interested in it again, bye.
Wife: You are using “ma” for your girlfriend ehn? So it has come to that. By the way, who is she o?
Husband: reluctantly……….your mummy
Wife: Yeeeeeeeee….she fainted
What do you want her to do?
